Funny Animal Jokes!

White Horse With Funny Horse

There is never an occasion in life when a smile can’t make you feel better, so here is a bundle of very funny animal jokes to not only put that smile on your face, but will have you doubled over in stitches of laughter!

Dog Brushing Teeth

Animal Jokes!

Have you got your furry laughing boots on? well, you are about to laugh right out of them with this collection of hilariously funny animal jokes.  These jokes are about a whole load of different animals including cats, dogs, elephants, giraffes, mice, lions, tigers, horses and much, much more!  –  Continue to scroll down to find these jokes!

Seagull on Swimming Pig Head

  • Q:  What do you call a flying cat?
  • A:  I’m-paws-sible!
  • Q:  What do you call a cat that always gets what it wants?
  • A:  Purrr-suasive!
  • Q:  What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
  • A:  It barked with de-light!
  • Q:  What do you call a frozen dog?
  • A:  A Pupsicle!
  • Q:  What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
  • A:  A Collie-Flower!
  • Q:  What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
  • A:  A Baboom!
  • Q:  What did the farmer call the cow that produced no milk?
  • A:  An Udder Failure!
  • Q:  What do you call an alligator in a vest?
  • A:  An Investigator!
  • Q:  Why are horse always in shape?
  • A:  Because they have a stable diet!
  • Q:  What do you call a goat with a beard?
  • A:  Goatee!
  • Q:  On which day do lions eat people?
  • A:  Chewsday!
  • Q:  What do you get if you cross a lazy man with a baby kangaroo?
  • A:  A Pouch-Potato!
  • Q:  What do you call a sleeping bull?
  • A:  A Bull-Dozer!
  • Q:  Why was the giraffe late?
  • A:  Because it got caught in a giraffic jam!
  • Q:  What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
  • A:  Lilly!
  • Q:  Why are fish easy to weigh?
  • A:  Because they have their own scales!
  • Q:  What happened to the lion that ate the comedian?
  • A:  He Felt Funny!
  • Q:  Why are fish easy to weigh?
  • A:  Because they have their own scales!
  • Q:  How do bees get to school?
  • A:  The School-Buzz!
  • Q:  Why are fish easy to weigh?
  • A:  Because they have their own scales!

Funny Black Monkey Face

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Raccoon Playing A Trumpet

Leave A Comment

If you have any thoughts or opinions about the jokes you have read in this post, then please do leave a message further down in the comments section and let us know.  Also let everyone know which joke you liked the best, and if there was any that just didn’t make you laugh at all!  –  If you have any jokes of your own, then feel free to make a comment telling us it and making us laugh!

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One thought on “Funny Animal Jokes!”

  1. Comedy always make me changes my mood in a positive way when I’m anxious or depressed. Looking at your article, your very good at telling short animal jokes, did you write these yourself? I don’t have any to add, you did a good job writing this article

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