So with Christmas well and truly over and now that is us into a brand new year, i thought i would have a little reminder post back to the crackers pulling fun and hilarious joke telling of just a few weeks ago!
Christmas Cracker Jokes!
Be prepared to laugh your socks with 10 really, really funny jokes that has popped out our Christmas crackers this year..
- Q: Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?
- A: Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
- Q: Why does the mechanic sleep under his car?
- A: Because he likes to wake up oily in the morning!
- Q: What does Santa suffer from if he is stuck in a chimney?
- A: Claustrophobia!
- Q: What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
- A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
- A: “It’s Christmas Eve”!
- Q: What athlete is warmest in winter?
- A: A long jumper!
- Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
- A: Elf-is Presley!
- Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
- A: The ghost of Christmas passed!
- Q: What goes ‘Oh, Oh, Oh’?
- A: Santa going backwards!
- Q: Why did the turkey join the band?
- A: Because it had the drumsticks!
I hope these Christmas cracker jokes had you doubled over in stiches of laughter, they sure did have my jaws sore with the giggles!
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