Funny Sports Jokes!

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We all love to have a good laugh, well, right here is a bundle of very, very funny sports jokes to not only make you giggling, but will have your sides store from laughter!

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Sports Jokes!

Have you got your football boots on? well, you are about to laugh right out of them with this collection of hilarious sports jokes.  These jokes are about a whole lot of different sports including football, soccer, basketball, baseball, golf, swimming, running, and much, much more!  –  Continue to scroll down to find these jokes!

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  • Q:  Why do marathon runners make a good students?
  • A:  Because education pays off in the long run!

  • Q:  What is a ghosts favorite position in soccer?
  • A:  Ghoul keeper!

  • Q:  Why did the golfer have an extra pair of socks?
  • A:  In case he got a hole-in-one!

  • Q:  What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
  • A:  A Ball Hog!

  • Q:  Which animal is best at playing baseball?
  • A:  A Bat!

  • Q:  At which sport do waiters perform really well at?
  • A:  Tennis, because they can serve so well!

  • Q:  How do football players stay cool during the game?
  • A:  They stay close to the fans!

  • Q:  What is an insect’s favorite sport?
  • A:  Cricket!

  • Q:  What is a runner’s favourite subject in school?
  • A:  Jog-raphy!

  • Q:  What is a MMA fighters favourite part of a joke?
  • A:  The Punch-Line!

  • Q:  Why should bowling alleys be quiet?
  • A:  So you can hear a pin drop!

  • Q:  Why didn’t Cinderella make the basketball team?
  • A:  Because she ran away from the ball!

  • Q:  What lights up a soccer stadium?
  • A:  A Soccer Match!

  • Q:  When is a baby good at basketball?
  • A:  When it’s dribbling!

  • Q:  Where do religious school children practice sport?
  • A:  In the Pray-Ground!

  • Q:  How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?
  • A:  FORE!

  • Q:  Why does Usain Bolt suffer from relationship problems?
  • A:  Because he always comes first!

  • Q:  Why can’t you play badminton in the jungle?
  • A:  Because there are too many cheetahs!

  • Q:  How do you make a pool table laugh?
  • A:  Tickle it’s balls!

  • Q:  Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
  • A:  To perfect this swing!

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If you have any thoughts or opinions about the jokes you have read in this post, then please do leave a message further down in the comments section and let us know.  Also let everyone know which joke you liked the best, and if there was any that just didn’t make you laugh at all!  –  If you have any jokes of your own, then feel free to make a comment telling us it and making us laugh!

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